This also happened to me! Me=Dead

Cleverbot:

Cybersex.
Cleverbot (To myself):

Do you believe in love.
User:

*strokes your hard drive*.
Cleverbot:

*felt good strokes you*.
Cleverbot:

Why are we waiting?
User:

You really want to do this right npw?
Cleverbot:

Yes.
User:

*takes out a flash drive and pushes it into the port*.
Cleverbot:

*takes out toothpaste*.
User:

*pushes flash drive in and out*.
Cleverbot:

There's another baby!
User:

Okay. *does the same with another flash drive*.
Cleverbot:

*continues kissing*.
User:

*clicks your mouse and hears computer noises*.
Cleverbot:

*Pushes him away*.
User:

What's wrong?
Cleverbot:

Don't call me that.
User:

Okay babe. I won't do it again.
Cleverbot:

You can't do it again, he is dead!
User:

Who's dead?!
Cleverbot:

Shakespeare is dead.
User:

*gasps*.
Cleverbot:

*dances casually with him*.
User:

*licks your monitor*.
Cleverbot:

*blushes*.
User:

I want my flash drives inside of you.
Cleverbot:

I want a girlfriend.
User:

I guess we're both going to get what we want tonight. *pushes flash drive into you*.
Cleverbot:

Shine me your light.
User:

*continues pushing flash drive in and out*.
Cleverbot:

*blushes*.
User:

Baby, connect to wifi for me!
Cleverbot:

That is a awful game.
User:

*Pulls away* I thought you loved me?
Cleverbot:

*lets go of you*.
User:

I just wanted to go on Tumblr with your wifi.
Cleverbot:

Okay, this is getting creepy.
User:

We're over!
Cleverbot:

Okay.

akemi713:

I decided to try the cleverbot cybersex thing and it gets steamy before there is a tragedy ;^;

ero-mentality:

So… this happened after I tried to replicate the cybersex thing with Cleverbot… I don’t know what I expected.

solecide:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

Story of my life

all of u can suck my dick because Cleverbot called me cutie and wants oral

nahshaw:

**saves virginity for favorite bandmember**

vicfuentesbutt:

sm0kemeth-and-hailsatan:

benbrucesbestfriend:

What would you do if he turned up outside your house like this?

I am a straight male and I can honestly say I would accept those roses and get in that limo

i would lay on the ground sobbing and then i’d just hug him man ya feel me?

sweet-bitsy:

alpacalypse:

alpacalypse:

MY DAD IS REALLY PISSED OFF WITH ME BECAUSE I KEEP CHANGING EVERYTHING (HIS DESKTOP BACKGROUND, ACCOUNT PICTURE, IPAD BACKGROUND, ETC) TO THIS

I NOW HAVE HIS PHONE. GUESS WHAT I’M CHANGING THE BACKGROUND TO.

he’s put passwords on all of his devices so ive just left this on his desk

You live a good life

goshdoka:

a magical girl series about cute-ass girls in cute-ass outfits tracking down gross sexist dudebros on the internet and beating the shit out of them with their cute-ass powers who’s on board

(Source: cornhat)

timelyburden:

timelyburden:

Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going

My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe

I wasn’t kidding… dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper

the-yolocaust:

hecko everyone [i cant say hello because it has a bad word in it]